Edward Cullen

The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.

Man, that guy is freaky.
Yeah he's a true Edward Cullen.

by noellewashere March 10, 2009

Edward Cullen

An 108 year old virgin vampire who sparkles in the sun. I am not shitting you.

Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?

by Spectacular. July 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.

Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?

Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.

by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009

Leon “Scott” Edwards

Leon “Fish Eyes” Scott is a less known Mix Martial Artist from Grand Brittain, famous to be insatiable in the art of wining and begging for big fights to no avail. He is most recognized for being on the receiving end of the 3-piece and a soda by the Gamebred fighter in addition to shouting obliteration towards Cowboy Cerrone only to go to full distance with him. He continues on his grinding journey to come up the rankings, but it’s not looking great for him.

When Leon “Scott” Edwards fights, everyone goes to sleep.

by Pseudonymolic September 23, 2019

prince edward island

Small but mighty! The people are friendly and approachable. There is gorgeous scenery and there are beaches everywheres! The beach parties are off the charts and there are plenty of attractions to see and enjoy! it is impossible to not enjoy your time on PEI whatever age you are. The parasailing, kayakking, red soil, cliff diving, boardwalks, and drive in movies are just a few of my fav things about PEI, now lets hear yours!

Prince Edward Island, Anne's Land

by Haiden April 11, 2008

Edward Cullen

Probably the worst Vampire ever to grace the pages of a book. Character is dull, boring, doesn't do much except fall in love with some human that he's afraid to bite. In other words, not a real Vampire, but more of a handsome school boy who simply falls for the ''new girl''. Not even in the ranking of the greatest Vampire in history. Nothing compared to Vampires such as Count Dracula and other legendary Vampiric figures. Nothing more than a love sick pretty boy.

Read Twilight to learn more of Edward Cullen. Enough said.

by XCountXDraculaX March 26, 2009

Edward Cullen

The subject of the adoration of a nation of female sycophants. Aforementioned sycophants may be teenaged or middle-aged. The jury is currently out on which is less pathetic.
The "perfect man", hero of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series. The last time I checked, the perfect man was not a controlling stalker, but hey. That's just me. Maybe you all would LOVE IT if your boyfriend forbid you from seeing your best friend and stared at you while you had inappropriate dreams about other men. (see "perfection")
The least original romantic hero ever written.

If only Edward Cullen were my boyfriend, then I would know what it's like to be under house arrest.

by missmagpie January 19, 2009