Eli

Eli is a beautiful girl. Who is smart, caring, funny and outgoing. She is the type of person who doesn’t care about anything. But when someone messes with her bestie sister or her boyfriend she will fight you literally. She might be a bit short but she doesn’t care. Her voice is the cutes voice to her boyfriend. She is popular and has lots of energy when she drinks coffee. She is a bit dopey at times but that is what make her unique.

Love Olivia (sister) xx

Olivia-“Oi where’s Eli?”
Ryan-“I don’t know”
Eli-“Talking smack?”
Olivia-“Awww hell naaaaa”

by Water_Melon12 June 7, 2019

Eli

An amazing guy you will never meet anybody like him he is athletic smart cool and has a lot of style

Man he was such an Eli isn’t he amazing

by Goodman23 January 14, 2019

Ely

a known hoe ; does sexual activities in exchange for anything ; a pussy ass bitch that likes to act bold on occasion; lets her friends control her ; needs to be beat up

hey look its ely

by Your girl March 14, 2017

Elis

Fucking sweet ass man who has sex when asked for. big cock and loves life.

Wow that man is a Elis

by The Bad Man March 20, 2018

Eli

Eli

Punk ass bitch that beats women forces them to have a miscarriage is THE BIGGEST GAYEST DOPEWHORE IN IOWA and sucks dick for more gay dope

Look at that punk ass DOPEWHORE oh that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay DOPEWHORE from iowa

Person 1: You see that guy?

Person2: ya that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay dopewhore.

Person 1: damn sucks to be him no pun intended hahahaha

by Dr. Cowabunga June 20, 2018

eli

An adjective used to describe something weird or overly sketchy yet not necessarily serious

"Man, that prank that Frank played today was so eli. I don't think he meant it but it still creeped me out"

by Chuck Young September 27, 2006

Eli

Someone who, upon taking a girl home after a night out, will drop his pants, spread his buttcheeks and drop the most enomous shit imaginable on his unsuspecting victim. He will then proceed to dance the dance of his/her people around the victim while masturbating furiously.

Man 1#: So how did it go with Becky last night?
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!

by Nikuya July 23, 2012