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golden elevator

A collection of sexually inadequate middle age and rich men. All very happy to be huddled together in a small opulent room.
Saw Trump and Farage enjoying a Golden Elevator today.
by Mad Dog Biscuit January 7, 2017
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German Elevator

When two partners spread their buttcheeks and one partner poops into the other partners' butthole.
After an exquisite dinner, we went back to my place and performed the German Elevator. Then we danced.
by Butthole Surfer July 17, 2007
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Elevator Osmosis

The process of people spacing themselves equally in an elevator.
"Did you see those people move away from me in the elevator after all those other people got off? I couldn't tell if I had bad breath or if it was just elevator osmosis."
by Barefoot Steve July 21, 2008
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great glass elevator

Also known as an 'inverted glass bottom boat.' This is when you encounter a girl who is so slutty that vaginal intercourse is completely out of the question. In fact, her level of whore-ness is so great that you have to worry about the disease and infestation that has made its way to her anal-cavity. One condom will not suffice with this bitch, and the risk of breaking a condom while double bagged is too great, so the only viable option is to lay a piece or saran wrap over her asshole before proceeding with insertion. This added layer of protection will help protect against most unwanted diseases.
That bitch was so dirty I had take the Great Glass Elevator all the way to the top!

Bitch ain't gonna shit right after I get off the Great Glass Elevator.
by Hell Razor October 2, 2006
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Elevator tag

A game played using an elevator, which is similar to tag, but with an elevator. One person (or group of persons) is deemed "it", while the others are not it. The others must run and try not to get tagged by the "it" person or persons, and if they are tagged, then one person becomes it.

Basically, tag with a fucking elevator and a few more floors.
Person 1: "Let's go play elevator tag at the Mariott this weekend!"

Person 2:"Yeah, they have sick glass elevators!"
by ElevatorTagChampion January 15, 2011
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Elevator surprise

When you fart in the elevator and leaving it then someone calls the elevator up along with your farts rendering them surprised by your intense gases.

You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.
I left an elevator surprise so bad that when I called the elevator back I can still smell my own farts.

I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.
by zaqwerty1 April 30, 2014
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elevator karma

The accumulated balance of your good or bad elevator etiquette. You can build elevator karma by sending the car back to the busiest floor when you're last to exit, the idea being that the elevator will be there for you next time you're in a hurry. Pressing all the buttons at once before getting out is detrimental to your elevator karma, and a dick move to boot. Tagging the cars, spilling beers, or farting in a crowded elevator will also lower your elevator karma.
I thought I was gonna miss the bus for sure, but the elevator was already at the twelfth floor and didn't stop at all on the way down. Must be my elevator karma paying off!

Jesus dude, why'd you have to rip ass in that crowded elevator? Those turkey farts are gonna make your elevator karma plummet.
by Jenkane December 20, 2010
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