Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland

I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

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eggplant milk

really tasty as fuck milk, that gets squeezed out of an eggplant, also looks like thick milk

eggplant milk gets squeezed out of an eggplant via vigoous **force**

by IIazrealII January 06, 2018

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Eggplantation

when you fill your partner up with your eggplant

I did some eggplantation to my girlfriend last night. ;)

by pussack August 07, 2018

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Eggplant fever 🍆

When you constantly have Dick on your mind
You seem to be attracted to Dick with/without any experience with it

Normally used to describe sexual aroused idea or situation

He gave me eggplant fever 🍆 all night long

I got this eggplant on my mind

by That.bad.BISHHH December 25, 2020

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eggplant girl

A female whose body type is between a BBW and an Athletic one. They usually wear purple colored one piece dresses and take the shape of an eggplant. Formally known as EPs in the sex industry for their oblong body type and sexual prowess.

You should check out that site eggplantgirl.com. That Eggplant Girl can surely ride him like a trailer hitch!

by LRockDub20 November 22, 2018

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