Pennsylvania Earthquake

When you put your penis between the thighs of a very gassy woman and she farts on it.

Joseph’s girlfriend was very gassy so he asked her for a Pennsylvania Earthquake.

by Crystal_Steck-Special January 19, 2021

Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.

by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022

Earthquake

An earthquake is the perceptible shaking of the surface of the earth which can be violent enough to destroy major building and kill thousands of people, the severity of the shaking can be barley felt or violent enough to toss people around.

The Christchurch earthquake killed 185 people and destroyed the Christchurch Cathedral.

by Autistic Fish June 19, 2018

earthquake

disaster

person 1:how to survive earthquake person 2:tell your momma not to fall outta bed

by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 September 15, 2022