Ema

A girl who can’t pass the driving test.

He didn’t pass his driving test, he’s such an Ema.

by pussysmoke November 21, 2021

ema

your name is remas and you are doing a tik tok trend and you are so fucking dumb but you are sexy

ema is such a dumb bitch

by snkakama June 11, 2020

EMA

Short for Eat My Ass

My teacher wants me to write a 5 page essay based on Kim Kardashian? EMA

by dr. blah blah August 16, 2023

EMA

THE GOAT

EMA WHAT A CUTIE

by LOVELYBOY77777 October 8, 2023

EMA

eat my ass, it means to put ur mouth on my ass and eat it like groceries.

"hey EMA"

"eat ur ass?"

by sophii<3! November 19, 2023

EMA

Acronym for "Education Maintanence Allowence"
In the UK, this is an allowance of £30 given to college students who have a low household income.

EMA was invented to bribe chavs into coming to college, so EMA is very often all spent quickly on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs.

Many people lie in order to claim EMA, for instance saying you live with someone with a low income, rather than where you truthfully live.

Chav 1: "I get EMA because my parents sit around on their arses claiming dole!"

Chav 2: "The only reason I'm in college is for the money!"

Chav 3: "I registered myself living with my Grandparents so I can get EMA!"

Chav 4: "My EMA get paid in tomorrow. Shall we all get stoned?"

by GRRRRRR! February 25, 2012

ema name

Ema is often very humble and has cat issues , they will never quit a job no matter how much they want to.

Man: Hey ema did you quit that job yet.
Ema name:No , I decided to double my hours instead

by anonymous November 21, 2021