Delonte West

Someone who has sex with their friends/teammates mom. The most terrible kind of people in the world to be friends with.

Delonte West was once a friend of Lebron James, until Delonte had an affair and sex with Lebrons mom, Gloria James. This caused the Cavs to lose in the 2nd round of the playoffs to the Celtics, cheating Lebron and the Cavs of yet another championship.

Steve: "Why dont you ever hang out with Bryon? He seems cool"
Charles: "You didnt hear?, hes a Delonte West, fucked his ex-friend Anthonys mom"
Steve: "Eww thats gross, Ill stay away from him."

by 105wasteland216 May 21, 2010

dolonia

the fear felt when people genuinely like that you can’t fathom why wondering if they have you confused for someone who you believe they deserve someone who doesn’t have the qualities you hate the most about yourself

i feel that she gives me dolonia

by The person you lead on - Devin January 21, 2022

dylan peterson

someone who looks like bubbles. plays hockey and doesn't rock the flow, finally got wheels, dawson makes out with her.

kid 1 "why u no kiss dylan?"
id 2 "its dylan peterson."

by luvlife346 December 16, 2013

Dylan

A person that can be childish at times, and is great ato messing things up, but would never try to hurt the girl he likes.

That guy is such a Dylan

by 1234567810 December 23, 2016

Dylan as a girl

Dylan is an AMAZING girl. She is WAYYYY better at you at anything and everything she does. She is a very skilled person and you should watch yo back because when she feels like it, she will hurt you. NOBODY IS SAFE! If you don't have a Dylan as a girl in yo life, what are you doin'???

Dylan as a girl is better then you at everything she does.

by dylanISwayBETTERthanyolife June 17, 2018

Dylan

The sweetest guy you will ever meet, he'se been through a lot of shit but has a heart of gold. He has lost of friends and loves to hang out and joke around with them. He has the softest hair in the world and the bestest friend and boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is perfect in every way and everything he does is perfect. Hese very adventurous and has a lot of ambition. If you ever find a flat rock at a beach you should give it to him because Dylan's are very talented in many ways expectially at skipping rocks. Dylan's have a deep love for pizza and apple juice. Dylan's eyes are the prettiest shade of blue and you can get lost just looking in them. If you every come across a Dylan keep him close to your heart because they are rare and very special.c

When I met Dylan it was love at first sight.

by Sparkles and glitter January 30, 2015

Dylan

Dylan is a name given to the young of genetically superior sex Gods. It was used by Dinosaurs to convey a bursting of sexual energy in noise form. Legend has it that every Dylan is created by the compression of pure sexual energy from a collapsing star transubstantiated into manpecs, muscle tissue and all around testosterone fuelled alpha male. Dylan is the Phoenician term for making blood rush to the groin. A Dylan will cause all woman to engage in the mass sensation known as the super penis complex - a serious medical condition, to this day there is no cure. This may sound too hard to attribute to one man but a Dylan is no a Deity whom has transcended the realm of sexual dominance so exerts a metric fucktonne of sexual dominance onto women, in such a manner that if it wasn’t for these women releasing so many sexual endorphins to the point of an estacy like feeling that their mind would melt in awe of the Dylan’s sexual prowess. A Dylan’s structural perfection is so extreme that he exists as the cosmic entity of sodemy and the universal alpha. The Dylan humbly accepts the mantle of stainer of the bedsheets. If Dylan was a car, he would be a red convertible going from 0-60 in under a second with a big titty woman lounging on the bonnet in nothing but a leopard skin thong. It is man’s eternal plight to be more Dylan, as tribal man flexed his muscles to the sky and in return Dylan has made all sexual fantasies hegemon to the imagination of those of his name. Be more Dylan.

Man one: See that guy over there.
Man two: No I only see naked women rolling around in a ball.
Man one: Exactly that is a Dylan’s work.
Man two; Hey, my wife and mother are in there!!!
Man one: Same here, and our marriages were rock solid, it’s beautiful.

by Дилан Мерфи биш November 21, 2019