Is one of the greatest race ever. They are often found on cold places in videogames, but in real life they live among us average tall people. The Dwarves is maybe short in lenght but their penises grows larger on the skin, meat and all other things that could be used on other things. n other words. They are truly awesome.
by TryBern June 24, 2008
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It is small and weak
It can't do the most simple tasks
Fucks up all the time
Alone most of the time
Really ugly
Dies quickly
Nobody likes it
Easily ignored
It is small and weak
It can't do the most simple tasks
Fucks up all the time
Alone most of the time
Really ugly
Dies quickly
Nobody likes it
Easily ignored
by that one nerd December 18, 2016
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Tenacious D: "Have you ever been dwarfed on - by two guys who are hot for your snatch?"
So I was totally dwarfin' on this chick that I met at the pumpkin patch, I think she had achondroplasia
So I was totally dwarfin' on this chick that I met at the pumpkin patch, I think she had achondroplasia
by 123 Fake Boner October 9, 2009
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Get the dwarf throwing mug.A degenerate form of Ephebophilia, a "Sex Dwarf" is an underage male, usually between the ages of fourteen and sixteen, who willingly participates in homosexual sex acts (e.g., orgies) with older males over the age of twenty.
The resulting sexual acts often include bukkake, among other things, and are always done with the consent (often enthusiastic) of the boy in question.
"Sex Dwarves" are always boys with large gential endowments, despite their age, and are valued for being "innocent" and young.
Use of boys as "Sex Dwarves" is occasionally found in dominant practitioners of BDSM, where the "Sex Dwarf" in question is always the uke ("bottom"), and are often the subject of extreme forms of humiliation (e.g., being put on a leash like a dog).
The resulting sexual acts often include bukkake, among other things, and are always done with the consent (often enthusiastic) of the boy in question.
"Sex Dwarves" are always boys with large gential endowments, despite their age, and are valued for being "innocent" and young.
Use of boys as "Sex Dwarves" is occasionally found in dominant practitioners of BDSM, where the "Sex Dwarf" in question is always the uke ("bottom"), and are often the subject of extreme forms of humiliation (e.g., being put on a leash like a dog).
"They all love your
Miniature ways --
You know what they say
About small boys..."
__________
Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf"
Miniature ways --
You know what they say
About small boys..."
__________
Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf"
by The RS November 3, 2007
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Get the dwarfed giant mug.1. verb. To shit on a dwarf (aka little person), usually as a sexual act (similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only with a little person).
2. noun. A tiny circular turd left behind by a dwarf (little person), rumored in some cultures to possess magical powers.
2. noun. A tiny circular turd left behind by a dwarf (little person), rumored in some cultures to possess magical powers.
1. The midgets were offended when he asked if they'd participate in a dwarf dump orgy.
2. Johnny found a dwarf dump in the backyard this morning, it must be his lucky day.
2. Johnny found a dwarf dump in the backyard this morning, it must be his lucky day.
by malwarejake May 31, 2017
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