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douchey

Pertaining to something (i.e. a place, a group of people,) that contains an abnormal amount of douche bags.
Him: I live in Doucheville.

Me: HaHa, I agree. I just moved to Roseville a few weeks ago and it is pretty douchey!
by TattGurl March 16, 2010
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douchey bro guy

A person who:
- is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both.
- calls everyone bro or bra
- wears flip flops and surf shorts EVERYWHERE. May or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap.
- is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white
- listens to Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews. If over 30, listens to Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawumba and Blues Traveler.
- gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone's yard.
- isn't necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. Similar to a Romanticist.
- is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. Not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. Isn't football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity.
- is a metrosexual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper.
- appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn't seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money.
- wears puka shells. Is partially into most Eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls.
- drives just over the speed limit. Isn't in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he's going.
- plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds.
- not a geek or nerd but might have a skill
- is emotionally careless and completely unreliable.
- might have a pet but someone else takes care of it.
- does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends
- eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of.
- does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape.
- has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.
Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" is a douchey bro guy.

Dick Casablancas on "Veronica Mars" is a douchey bro guy.
by Dot C January 3, 2008
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Doucher

One who intentionally tries to disrupt a good thing. Can also be a cock block
Driver: Is that guy going to pass or just hang there.

Car passes and slows down in front of the car.


Passenger: Doucher!
by iamtechno December 20, 2008
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Frat Doucher

A high school student who wears khakis and button down dress shirts everywhere, and has a visor and oakley sun glasses on 24/7; usually drives a GMC truck and smokes spice
That guy in the truck who wants to go to Ole Miss is such a frat doucher.
by AmazonMan3 November 16, 2009
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Doucher

Someone, usually female, or feminine acting, that exhibits behavior to suggest he / she "douches"

Usually used in reference to a "pussy" or someone acting like a "pussy"

Someone so stupid, they don't even realize that "doucher" is an insult
"Dude, shut the fuck up, you fucking doucher"

"Did you see Amarosa, that kid is soooo stupid, what a doucher!'
by Souza July 14, 2004
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Twat Doucher

One whom douches their twat. More of a derogitory word towards one whom doesn't realistically douche their twat, but is made fun of because they act like they have a twat to douche.

A twat doucher can be used in the literal sense as well. All females are twat douchers.
Hes acting like such a twat doucher right now. What a bitch.

You smell dirty, douche your twat.
by Never odd or eveN April 8, 2011
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Doucheyer

Pronounced douche-E-A

A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.
This guy I work with told me he just broke up with his online girlfriend and he told me he wanted to fuck anything that walks. Then he asked if i had any single friends. Later that day the doucheyer sent me a LinkedIn request with a winky face and his number and told me to text him sometime.
by Kesquire January 2, 2013
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