douchebaggery

An word describing the actions of a douche bag.

"I refuse to take part in this douchebaggery"

"Tom and his douchebaggery"

by Sanctum Ent. February 3, 2010

Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.

I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...

by Violetly N January 9, 2023

Douchebaggery

The doing or performing of shinanigans. Usually done with friends to other friends. (Verb)

guy knocks friends hat off.
Friend: Dude, why must you perform this douchebaggery

Freind 1: should we perform douchebaggery at lunch today?
Friend 2: lets &%*#^@! do it!!!

by Tico Mann October 30, 2009

Douchebaggery

Any act that cannot be measured by common sense. Must be performed by a person that is oblivious to their surroundings and posseses douchebag qualities.

What the hell kind of douchebaggery are you talking about?

by MsKHaos February 12, 2010

Douchebaggery

The act of being a douche-bag, often to the point of losing friends.

Paul: I was going to help you, but decided to work out instead. It's all about me man.

Efren: Your douchebaggery truly knows no bounds.

by Manbearpigdog January 2, 2011

Douchebaggery

The way one determines how much of a douche bag someone is, or how similarly they act to a douche bag.

The way she is.

Casey's consistent douchebaggery continues to astonish everyone around her. Today she tried commenting on an action of one of her peers by calling what he did, "douchebagism". Righteous Douchebaggery.

by BJWAN September 29, 2009

Douchebaggery

Behavior and tendencies associated with known douchebags.

Schuyler has really taken a turn for the worse in resorting to such douchebaggery.

by Silliman Wright September 25, 2010