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Person 2: I feel the same way
Person 2: Thats Desmos Poleezos, the sexiest man alive.
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by Shrexysri January 27, 2020
Get the Desmos Poleezos mug.Norma Desmond is a character from the 1950 classic noir film Sunset Boulevard directed by Billy Wilder.
Some quotes:
"No one leaves a star. That's what makes one a star."
"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!"
"There once was a time in this business when I had the eyes of the whole world! But that wasn't good enough for them, oh no! They had to have the ears of the whole world too. So they opened their big mouths and out came talk. Talk! TALK!"
"The stars are ageless, aren't they?"
Some quotes:
"No one leaves a star. That's what makes one a star."
"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!"
"There once was a time in this business when I had the eyes of the whole world! But that wasn't good enough for them, oh no! They had to have the ears of the whole world too. So they opened their big mouths and out came talk. Talk! TALK!"
"The stars are ageless, aren't they?"
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The dogmocracy ruled in favor of howling at the firetruck, knocking over the garbage can for scraps, and then face-humping the neighbor's cat.
by krankiboy July 11, 2010
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Get the desmother mug.Desmond is a kind, shy, bubbly, free spirted, youthful but airheaded and clumsy boy.He can also be kinda mean, snobby and follower but despite that he is a very sweet soul who loves to make people happy even if he isn't always happy himself. He is everyones bestfriend and even a better boyfriend don't take a Desmond for granted.
by Tydie November 6, 2018
Get the Desmond mug.A very lovable, funny, and sexy hybrid male in the prime of his life. Upon birth, he was dropped into a pool of sexiness by his mother, the Polish deity Zaria, the goddess of beauty. He is commonly referred to as a god of sex, love, strength, beer, intelligence and sex. No woman can resist his charm. When drunk, he has an irresistible urge to hug others and his skill on the xbox 360 increases exponentially. Not to mention, he once spooned with a porcupine. So contact Desmond, and you can play with his needle.
by ACPsucks December 3, 2011
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Inspired by South African Desmond Tutu.
Claims about the term 'tutu' are inherently redundant (2:2 <-- duh).
Many claim to have invented the term, the truth is multiple people invented it at different times, in different places and continue to do so believing they are the first.
In the UK, the 'Desmond' is part of a logical sequence using well-known figures:
First - Geoff (Geoff Hurst, footballer)
2:1 - Billy (Billy Gunn, wrestler)
2:2 - Desmond (Desmond Tutu, bishop)
Third - Thora (Thora Hird, actress)
You get nothing for a fail.
Inspired by South African Desmond Tutu.
Claims about the term 'tutu' are inherently redundant (2:2 <-- duh).
Many claim to have invented the term, the truth is multiple people invented it at different times, in different places and continue to do so believing they are the first.
In the UK, the 'Desmond' is part of a logical sequence using well-known figures:
First - Geoff (Geoff Hurst, footballer)
2:1 - Billy (Billy Gunn, wrestler)
2:2 - Desmond (Desmond Tutu, bishop)
Third - Thora (Thora Hird, actress)
You get nothing for a fail.
"Mike's probably getting a Desmond, Bill a Thora, and Phil needs a Billy or above to get into Kings."
by UrbanDef June 4, 2006
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