devil's doorknob

Also known as the clitoris

I bet that bitch Stacy is sitting at home alone, ringing the devil's doorknob as we speak.

by _Nolski April 10, 2016

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Straight Doorknob

1. A working oxymoron

you're as gay as a Straight Doorknob
what the fuck? that doesn't make ANY sense.
yes it does, it's a working oxymoron, watch this: Have you ever seen a doorknob that's NOT round and bulbous?
yes... so what?
what angle was it pointing at?
I don't know I didn't fucking measure the damn thing.
Doesn't matter! If it's got an angle to it it ain't straight.

by TPaine1979 November 28, 2010

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hot doorknob

Sports term; a minor-league player whose promotion to the major-league team is bad news for the team, akin to smoke and a hot doorknob in a burning building.

The Oilers called up Allan "Hot Doorknob" Rourke today.

by dave272 December 2, 2007

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busted doorknob

when a female inserts a key into the male jap-eye (pee hole) and turns it 180 degrees, then twisting the male nut sack vigorously a number of times.

hey did you hear that sarah gave shaun a busted doorknob last night??? wow.

by fries killah October 17, 2009

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doorknob pickle

1- A string tied to a doorknob that is also tied to a pickle
2- An erection nickname

*girl rubs boobs against a guy* " do you have a doorknob pickle?

by pieballs October 9, 2008

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the filthy doorknob

(partner MUST have eaten a gasious food such as beans or chili before sex) when your partner rips ass during your fuck time, you sucker punch your partner in the ass hole hard and start fisting him/her till they bleed. after you remove your fist, shit MUST pour out.

*news reporter* "were at the scene of the new porn ASSES OF FURY and a porno chick just had her innards ripped out because the male performed THE FILTHY DOORKNOB

by Dick Traceless January 6, 2008

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