Chuck donkey

A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.

Man that guy was a real chuck donkey trying to pick up those girls.

by Bigballer12 July 24, 2016

INSTANT donger raise

when your donger INSANTLY raises from watching one of your KINKS.

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

by DEEZ NUTZ 6969 June 3, 2018

donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

donkey touch

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

by Craigy! May 29, 2008

DonkeyPalooza

A Texas hold 'em poker tournament - usually in Florida. The game is inhabited by card-carrying donkeys who love the game but can't play it. (Although some think they play better drunk).

Typically the game is even more donkified by the presence of Nebraska born players.

Some believe there's a franchise in Kansas City.

So, is there a DonkeyPalooza Tuesday night? Dunno, everybody's at a Phish concert.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009

red handed donkey wrangler

Noun. A person who has sex with a hooker when shes on her period to attain lower prices.

My husband and I got divorced because he's a red handed donkey wrangler.

by BDma February 10, 2007

dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004