Depressed Octopus

A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.

Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*

Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!

by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011

Depressed

Kimberly

Wow, I'm realizing how depressed I am. will it end ?

by TurtlesWithKittenTails February 28, 2014

Depressed David

A hipster American white male who calls himself a creative but is actually self involved, self-absorbed, self serious. Most likely lives in Brooklyn, Astoria or East Village. Also have one intense hobby (such as bikes, craft beer, art haus film or photography)

He’s such a depressed David, all he wants to talk about is himself and his bike collection.

by Bitchlee May 3, 2018

Depressed

When somebody doesn't let your definition become a definition on Urban Dictionary

I'm depressed

by therightmeaning November 20, 2018

Fake Depressed 14 year old

lil peep fan

look at that fake depressed 14 year old listening to lil peep

by BigBlackSanta October 24, 2020

depressed

The state that Nu-Metal bands pretend to be in

"dude, i'm so depressed - let's get our producer to write a song about it and we can sing it on MTV and stupid loser kids who also pretend to be rebel outcast depressives can sing along and buy hoodies with our name on"

by foyf February 24, 2004

depressed 10 year old

A kid who seeks attention and acts like a fucking sad ass dickhead and lies to make their life seem miserable.

Bob Ross: Hey did you see that depressed 10 year old's tik tok?

Kylie Jenner: Yeah they said they pronouns were now they/them because there abusive mom beat them until they changed their gender.

Bob Ross: Such attention seekers.

by I love Namtiddies April 26, 2022