dion turner

small prepubescent angry child with a very small penis

wow dion turner put your cock away

by beefy119 July 24, 2016

Disco Dion

some nonce who lives in amesbury. he does discos for kids and gives them sweets or maybe even slime he is a massive addict to spray paint i do not know why but the only thing i do know about him is that he is a paedo

disco dion is dodgy

by big fat tubby December 30, 2022

Dion Shields

The act of liking more than two people at the same time and usually leading them all on.

omg, he's doing a Dion Shields!

by xxbubblezxx June 29, 2011

Celine Dion

That's what you call a singer, not teenie bopper "singers" like Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus. Sure their songs are catchy, but they're not "singers". Celine Dion though, she puts all her emotion and soul in her songs. Hell, I even like her French songs and I don't even speak a word of French.

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word) is my favourite song by Celine Dion

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

Dion

A very open person she loves to twerk and pass out on her birthdays

D: Dramatic
I: idiotic
O: open
N: nice

That’s why she is called duo

Everyone needs a dip. I there life

“Everyone needs someone like you your a Dion”

by Audrey lotta bills November 16, 2020

Dion

Dion is a loving person and love his friends/ best friends and care about his grade haters are gonna hate on him but he don’t care and is a really good kid you don’t expect bad grime Dion

Dion is a loving person and love his friends/ best friends and care about his grade haters are gonna hate on him but he don’t care and is a really good kid you don’t expect bad grime Dion

by dmkdjfjfd November 22, 2021

Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025