Dima Smirnov

A sex coin termed by the popular pornstar Dima Smirnov, typically acting as a twink in popular experimental gay porn movies, he coined the term, to "Dima Smirnov" someone is to act as if you are a woman upon meeting someone new, and hold that disguise for years, become close to them and get engaged then married to them, eventually upon bedding their lover for the 1st time the aformentioned twink will shed their womanly facade and reveal that they are a big hairy man with a huge shlong, upon this realization the twink will proceed to make passionate love to their spouse as if the spouse was a woman. "Dima Smirnov" was first used in Dima's popular film, "To Suck a Cockingbird"

Person 1: did you hear jerry got "Dima Smirnov" by his wife
Person 2: I wish someone would "Dima Smirnov" me
Person 1: Same

by EDBBC_445 March 14, 2024

Dirty Dima

A Dirty Dima is when you wait until you are about to ejaculate and nut up your friends nose and slap them with your cock

"Yo dude, I gave Tom a Dirty Dima last night, he was pissed!"

by HIVhampster July 20, 2022

Dima's Cousin

A fat, white, eastern, European, child. Usually referred to cousins of eastern European decent.

"Hey Dima's Cousin, how are you today" "Dima is living far from here"

by Richard Murphy O'Neil January 24, 2025

dimas lungs

Ayo where they at?

wtf where are dimas lungs

by endo.vfx April 19, 2021

Dima Egorenkov

A name for somebody very cringe.

"You are such a Dima Egorenkov."

by Nerald March 11, 2022

dima nemr

hottest person ever. Tall asf but the best friend you could ever wish for always there for you if you have a dima nemr in your life you're lucky asf

person 1 : i wish i had a friend like dima nemr

by randomnamedefiner May 03, 2022