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baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
by toad pond September 23, 2025
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Dictator

A leader who isn't from Europe, Northen America and or Australia
While the leader of Venezuela is obviously a dictator because they are socialist, the leader of say the USA is a rightful leader
by A rightful leader July 31, 2022
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Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.
I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
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Dictator

An alternative title for referring to National Resistance Movement (NRM) leader, Yoweri Kaguta Museveni Tibuhaburwa
That Dictator Museveni didnot win the Uganda Presidential Elections
Museveni is nolonger a freedom fighter but a dictator
Bobi Wine is a leade Museveni is a *Dictator*
by People Power Our Power September 14, 2022
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Dictator blood

(Noun) a quality possessed by old tyrants that keeps them alive and terrorizing common people.
I thought COVID-19 might kill Trump, but he has dictator blood.
by Oktoberfest October 6, 2020
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Hillbilly Dictator

Nickname given to Joh Bjelkie-Peterson, who was probably the most corrupt Premier of the Australian State of Queensland in its history.

Think Boss Hogg, but without his charm
"So I see the Hillbilly Dictator has struck again. Pity he tired to take on Bob Hawke."
by RTM 1963 October 24, 2025
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