dicktator

A cruel but especially retarded politician who rules a country by iron hand.

Stalin was a real paranoid dicktator, cause he was killing his own people in gulags, and he largely contributed to the fear and hate of fucking communism since the Cold war.

by Paul Fougères July 15, 2007

Dicktatorship

When basic freedom like fapping anonymously is put to an end by the government giving your download history to pornographers.

The Telegraph, 27/03/12..."Thousands of O2 broadband customers will have their personal details handed to a pornographer who claims they unlawfully downloaded his films."

"WE'RE BEING OPPRESSED BY A DICKTATORSHIP!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie August 14, 2012

Dick Dictator

One who dictates the actions of anothers penis because hes a dictator and thats what he does.

Man that Dick Dictator wouldnt get off my dick today...dick.

by Dick Robbins December 17, 2003

dictatorial

A characteristic of an absolute ruler; expecting unquestioned obedience.

President Trump was dictatorial in his approach to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out.

by scienceiscool January 21, 2018

Dictator-for-Life Santa

A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.

All hail!

by Natepalm October 22, 2003

dicktator

A cruel but extremely lame politician who rules a nation by iron hand.

Joseph Stalin is a perfect example of dicktator, cause he slaughtered his own people, and he largely contributed to the fear and hate of communism since.

by Paul Fougères July 23, 2007

Dictator

the asshole who runs north Korea and bitches all day only one person was able to make a documentary about him (person who takes control of a country obtains power by force)

Stop being such a dictator you don't control the U.S.

by the $@#$#@$3 May 27, 2015