dick-shit

the process of rubbing your dick in shit

Man I love to dick-shit

by billy bob boomer March 31, 2003

Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead

Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019

dick-shit

When someone is having anal intercourse and pieces of fecal matter become present in the male organ's urethra. When the man ejaculates the cum is a brownish sludge, and this is the dick-shit.

When Ben was nailing Courtney in her butt last night, he ended up with poop in his penis and when he came he dick-shitted all over her mouth.

by redrobbins July 24, 2010

dick shit

dick shit, as know as the common word for jizz, skeet, cumm, or if someone inserts there dick into someones rectum, therefore getting shit on there dick

say you want anal from your girl friend. She hasnt wiped her ass in a while and there is acces shit on the outer or inner part of the asshole, therfore you get dick shit

by booby guy October 7, 2009

Dickshitter

A slang term for homosexual

That guy has got to be the biggest dickshitter I've ever seen because of the way he's dressed.

by Rexton81 July 6, 2008

dickshot

When a boy/man gets shot in the genital area. It won't kill you, but it'll kill your manhood and your dignity. Simultaneously.

Butters: *dickshot* to some dude.

Cartman: God dammit Butters, don't shoot a person in the dick! Not cool, man. Not cool.

by JimboWales August 19, 2010

Dicksmith

A unique type of wordsmith; a person who is unusually apt at inventing new words that begin with "dick."

Me: Last night was amazing. After your inspiring story your new nickname is DB.

Sima: I honestly don't know what the B is. Dickblaster?

Me: hahaha. keep guessing.

Sima: Dickbitch. Dickbencher.

Me: Dickbencher?!?!

Sima: Dickblow. Dickbloomer. Dickbunch. Dickblender. Dickboom.

^^^Dicksmith.

by dbfan8989 April 26, 2014