Janice Dickinson

The real-life version of Karen Walker from Will and Grace. Boozy, stupid and bitchy. Touted as "The World's Oldest Supermodel," she is constantly under the influence of alcohol, Quaaludes, or both, and likes to make a fool out of herself and others while under said influences. Was once a judge on America's Next Top Model, but Tyra Banks fired her when she dared to steal one of her barbecued ribs. SHE HATES FATTIES, UGLIES AND SHORTIES. Telling them off is a source of lulz for her, and for America.

Janice Dickinson: *to a model* First rule of modeling, you never rat out your bitches!
Model: *starts to defend herself*
Janice Dickinson: ZIP IT, BITCH! YOU'RE DEAD IN MY BOOK!

by PShapes December 5, 2007

dickin down

to have sex

".. zulu with the cameras like Im dickin down Halle Berry"
busta rhymes

by shrEdddAh February 21, 2009

Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

by JohnnyCee23 February 21, 2011

dicking around

generally doing nothing of any real purpose such as throwing stones or perhaps mucking about with a stick.

"lets go down to the river and dick around"

Carl - "what have you been up to this weekend?" Peter - "not a lot, mostly dicking around" - Carl - "oh nice!"

by skillz-t January 11, 2008

dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005

Double Dicking

Dobule dicking is the slang term to double penetration.

Me and my pal nathan were double dicking her all night long!

by boderickp December 13, 2008

Dicking

1. To have sexual intercourse with someone

Why should I help you... You aren't dicking me.

by Uba March 25, 2004