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desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.
man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit
by zleed May 6, 2021
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desmond clark

Hes a sexy ass machine. Smashesh girls on the regular and gets money.
desmond clark is so damn sexy and I wish I could be like him.
by iiDez June 28, 2017
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Desmond

Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.
Him: WOAH! I see an aggressive monkey
Her: Oh don't worry that's just a desmond
by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019
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matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.
by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017
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desmond

A very hot man with a massive 8-inch cock
desmond is so hot and cool
by not_desmond May 26, 2023
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Desmond

A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease
Yo desmond is mad cool
by Ballagfdf April 21, 2022
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Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"
by charis September 15, 2013
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