The Homo of the Depot

My gay ass Uncle Kyle who was too lazy, rude and gay to work in asbestos health control and oil rigs, that he got a job at Home Depot cuz he kept trying to give his bosses blowjobs and jerk them off while they're taking a shit for a raise. Now, he takes selfies of himself butt naked showing his backside wearing nothing but an orange apron with the caption saying "Papi bout to give baby that anal" and posts it to Instagram while waiting for his boss' dick to go up his tight little white boy ass.

Man did you hear about what happened to Ky-Ky's? He tried to fuck the boss again and now he's The Homo of the Depot.

by John Gettin Doe July 29, 2020

Depot techno

Is a fat count

Hay I talked to depot techno and he is really a fat cunt

by Gamr1340 April 16, 2022

Home Depot

A Home Depot is a home for monke. They have wood and lights. Best of all they have my favorite thing shelves and chainsaws .

I go to the home depot to monkenap monke.

by Depot of home. September 29, 2021

office depot

heaven on earth

man i went to office depot this morning.... im livin the dream

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

Home Depot Speed

In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.

Your door will be delivered at the home depot speed!

by destructodog December 28, 2024

Depot

Have you ever heard of Home Depot? If not, google it

Thing 1: Have you ever heard of a depot?

Thing 2: no

Thing 1: dumbass just go to the Home Depot and you’ll find your answer. Come back when you understand

Thing 2: No.

Thing 1: (retard)

by Ligmatomysigma June 21, 2024

Depotism

The condition or philosophy of being a disillusioned or failed nepo baby; characterized by existential dread, squandered privilege, and a vague sense that you were meant to be famous but somehow ended up mid-tier at best.

After his indie film tanked and his band broke up, Jared spiraled into full depotism.

by ShajaanMuazShaheem April 25, 2025