University of Delaware

A third-rate state university that has suceeded in brainwashing its students into believing that the First Amendment is evil.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if someone calls you a name the University of Delaware will expel them.

by Jake in NYC December 13, 2005

Delaware

The most boring state in America. Our representative in Congress didn't want to sign the Declaration of Independence, it has no culture, no history, and nothing of importance goes on here. The only good things are Wawa. And tax free shopping. That's it. Thank God we were the first state, otherwise we would only be known for.....nothing. THAT'S THE FREAKING POINT. There is NOTHING here. It's ALL a suburb, the highest point is lower than the lowest point in Colorado, we are at least three hours away from ANYTHING, you pay at least $20 in gas before you get ANYWHERE, and I've been wasting my life here!

Dela-WHERE?
Exactly. NO WHERE.

Oh, it's Saturday! What to do in DELAWARE? OH, I know! Let's go see where Macy's drops off it's damaged merchandise!! WOOO HOOO!!

by wetweis March 21, 2010

Delaware

Commonly mistaken as a place that actually exists, it's intentional that it rhymes with "no one lives there."

Delaware sunk into the ocean 20 years ago. No one knew or cared because it was Delaware. Their were 0 casualties.

by Earthman October 14, 2015

delaware destroyer

a drink used to finish off a night of drinking, composed of apple sauce and rubbing alcohol, known to cause terrible nightmares

Man, that delaware destroyer you mixed me up made me dream hitler rounded my family up in a cage

by pinky April 7, 2005

Delaware wall post

fucking a chick (animals also work) doggy style so that her(its) face bangs against the wall leaving a bloody stain

Todd's wall will never look the same after he gave his biddy the Delaware wall post the other night

by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

delaware cream pie

A DCP is when you bust a nut in a dirty skeezer and after you finish a dude who wants to fuck her too enters the room and can't get his dick hard so instead he eats said dirty skeezer's pussy. Therefore ingesting a Delaware Cream Pie

Guy 1: Dude I'm from Delaware and Last night I totally raw dogged a skeezer from the chow hall without a rubber. Then ol limp dick over there decided to eat her pussy.

Guy 2: Bro he totally ate your kids. Fuckin Delaware Cream Pie!

by TwoDoods1Cup September 11, 2013

Delaware effect

The effect of a sudden, greater appreciation for your home state after visiting a place that is much shittier than where you grew up.

The following excerpt from the Broadway musical "Why Delaware Sucks" will give full meaning and understanding to the "Delaware effect."
Jack: "How was your trip, Brad?"
Brad: "I'm so excited to go back to my house in the sewers after having been to Delaware, the shittiest place in ALL OF AMERICA!"

by farriswheel May 11, 2014