Skeet n' Delete

The act of deleting a female's telephone number after having sex with her.

SDot: "So did you end up banging that one chick that you've been texting for a dick year?"
J Murff: "Yea dude. But it was a total skeet n' delete. I'm NEVER talking to that crazy bitch again..."

by j murff March 23, 2010

Deleet

The opposite of leet. When an internet user thinks they are better than they really are, but are in fact worse than the average user.

"That guy was so deleet he installed bonzi buddy because it was 'free'."

by Shadouts April 17, 2008

Deleon

Originating from the lion, usually having authority and class, with a very large penis, thus being known as "The F#%kin King of The Jungle"

Pita: Did you see that guy?

Carmen: Yeah, I knew he was a real Deleon when I saw him with that other idiot he walked in with!

by fahQ puto February 13, 2010

Dirty Delete

Used primarily in Facebook groups. Dirty delete is when someone makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post.

Everyone knew Karen would dirty delete her post stating "vaccines aren't necessary", as soon as it was posted. Whenever everyone started calling her a potato for her unpopular opinion, Karen got butthurt and dirty deleted the post.

by grape_sloth_GrimesA April 14, 2015

beat and delete

The act of downloading internet porn, masturbating to it once, then deleting it due to either paranoia or lack of interest.

"Yeah man, you'll never find any porn on my hard drive, I practice beat and delete."

by Path January 3, 2005

Deleted!

Matt!

Origin: SBEmail

I don't like this e-mail. DELETED!

by DragonlordALS May 19, 2004

Delet this

The meme version of Delete it fat, the phrase is used when commenting on an image that one thinks should be removed, though most often for sarcastic reasons. Usually accompanied by a meme showcasing someone pointing a gun at something, in this case the original image.

*Sees offensive post*
*Posts meme*
*Types "Delet this" in chat along with meme*

by GreatswordGuts August 14, 2016