Deflector

One who defelcts seniority or accountability onto another to avoid work at all costs

Joel: "Who is the most senior guy here?" (with obvious work to hand out)
Andy: "Vic is." (As he points to Vic)
Vic: "Fuck your face Andy! Do it yourself deflector!"

by flop worker January 2, 2012

Bestiality Deflection

The slippery slope fallacy that gay marriage will lead to marriage between humans and animals. Used by rightwing bigots who are frequently self-loathing repressed homosexuals. Notable users of this argument include Senator Rick Santorum and assorted dumbasses at the Drudge Retort.

If you allow gay marriage, the next thing will be marriage between a man and a horse!

by DKIA May 15, 2005

Bike seat deflowering

when the seat of a bicycle or similar object claims the virginity of its rider

that guy was subject to bike seat deflowering

by zebidiah_94 March 30, 2010

Defluber

a very fat and ugly person that is capable of making you loose your sex drive.

that bitch is a Defluber

Chadeayne is a Defluber

by eli sux donkey butt June 3, 2009

defethyst

stupid man on twitter.

hey, did you see the new defethyst post?

by Apabangal July 6, 2020

deflower

to get deflower is to loose your virginity

"He is definitely deflowering me tonight!"

by maryankee October 23, 2008

deflator

(a) Somebody who deflates balls
(b) Somebody trying to lose weight

They call me the deflator because I am trying to lose weight, not because I deflate footballs. I promise!

by HugRush May 15, 2015