What the fuck is a dad?
by .your real name. February 18, 2019
Get the Dadmug. dave: “how was the bar last night?”
mark: “good but now i have DADS and i’m not near the bathroom!”
dave: “shit man you better run”
mark: “good but now i have DADS and i’m not near the bathroom!”
dave: “shit man you better run”
by NotYourRealName June 14, 2018
Get the DADSmug. 
Def. ~noun
The better parent.
The one that treats you like an equal and respects you. The one that provides moral guidance and teaches you about life. The one that co-conspires about hiding broken stuff from Mum. He protects and cares and makes you laugh but calls you ridiculous nicknames.
The better parent.
The one that treats you like an equal and respects you. The one that provides moral guidance and teaches you about life. The one that co-conspires about hiding broken stuff from Mum. He protects and cares and makes you laugh but calls you ridiculous nicknames.
Dad: Pig! Get over here!
Kid: Don't call me that in front of my friends!
Dad: Well don't be a pig then!
Kid: Don't call me that in front of my friends!
Dad: Well don't be a pig then!
by Kidlet July 21, 2009
Get the Dadmug. by iamafrickindad August 24, 2009
Get the Dadmug. Guy number 1: "Holy shit, Dad! That was the best trick mcthing I've ever seen!"
Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."
Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."
by EspritDC September 1, 2011
Get the Dadmug. by NIGGER NUGGET October 24, 2018
Get the Dadmug.