ethan cutkosky

the finest 21 year old brunette ever.

“ ethan cutkosky is so hot.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

warm the cuckolds of one's heart

A malapropism of the cliche "warm the cockles of one's heart" that simply means give one a comforting feeling of pleasure or contentment. Unlike the cliche, the malapropism suggests the heart to be something populated by cuckolds; the heart already cheats and is cheated by whatever it commits to; all the same there is pleasure or contentment in this.

Strumpets who throw bricks through our windows after we break it off with them warm the cuckolds of one's heart. It shows that they cared enough to be crazy.

by inglosolunbe September 30, 2013

Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody

Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.

The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.

by Dyalect March 5, 2015

AppleBees's Customer Service

literally Jesus

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.

by w.DM2 August 3, 2020

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD

A skinny, bearded, pale climber who hits on women by complimenting their climbing skills. He never succeeds, but his balls are boundless.

I saw THE FRENCH CUCKOLD at the climbing gym and he said to a woman "You are zuch a zmooth climber, bebbe. I am zo erratic up there." She nervously laughed and walked away.

THE FRENCH CUCKOLD asked a woman what level the climb she had just done was. She snarkily walked up to the wall and shouted the level out, ignoring him afterward.

by Tex Tile January 1, 2022

CUCKOO'S EGG

Of a child with uncertain parentage, much a kin to the cuckoo laying its eggs in another birds nest

Fucking hell, whys daves kid black, he's an albino? Dunno but by the looks of his mam I think the bairns a cuckoo's egg

by GAV October 22, 2003

Custom Hero Footies

Custom Hero Footies is a popular custom WC3 battle.net game made by Bond009, its the 2nd top most played custom game on bnet.
Your able to completely customize your hero giving a lot of diversity to the game and high re-playability, in other words if your willing to always change it up to learn new things the game can never get old, it has endless possibilities.
The main owner CHF clans are Clan HPMM and Clan CHF along with many others.
The Official web site to explain more can be found by Google searching the name, first hit probably.

Bottom line, the game is one of the best, if you haven't tried it yet your missing out until you do. (AI is also insane for it)

Person A: Man, have you ever tried out Custom Hero Footies yet?
Person B: No.. why?
Person A: Its by far one of the most legit custom games made it even has about 4x the microing DotA requires, its amazing!
Person B: Hmm so...should we play now?
Person A: I'm already playing..

by Bond009.CHF December 12, 2010