cum

What I fed your mom for dinner

Yowie Zowie there is cum in my anal cavity

by nddjjdjd November 24, 2018

cum

According to Henry Rollins, 'ropy jets of jism flying through the air to land on surgically enhanced breasts'

by Proud Conservative July 09, 2003

cum

Cum is the shit that ejects from a man's penis and then is splirged anywhere in his room!

Nick splirged all over his bed after he rubbed himself raw!

by Liza December 13, 2003

cum

1. english (prep.) - "with"
2. latin (prep.) - "with"
3. latin (conj.) (also quum, quom) - "with, when, while, because, although, since, &c"
4. english (slang n.) - "semen"
5. english (slang v.) - "to ejaculate"
6. english (slang v.) - "come"

i wanted to cum cum meretrice, sed cum i just couldn't hold it anymore, i came. She said "cum on! cur non meae manebat?!"

by joe n April 07, 2006

cum

the very nature of man. nothing more, nothing less, looks good on your mom's face.

"i just cummed on your mom's face, and boy does my nature look good on her."

by pancake December 15, 2003

cum

Whore mayonaise

his cum is my tasty whore mayonaise

by becklovesjon March 22, 2004

cum

man-white eggy fluid that comes out of his penis. mixture of sperm and fluids, also known as semen.

woman-sticky oozy stuff that lubricates her vagina before/during sex

man before he ejaculates "i'm gonna cum!"
woman during might just moan, but it's nothing to mention.

by kim July 14, 2003