cum

Cum is the shit that ejects from a man's penis and then is splirged anywhere in his room!

Nick splirged all over his bed after he rubbed himself raw!

by Liza January 31, 2007

cum

1. english (prep.) - "with"
2. latin (prep.) - "with"
3. latin (conj.) (also quum, quom) - "with, when, while, because, although, since, &c"
4. english (slang n.) - "semen"
5. english (slang v.) - "to ejaculate"
6. english (slang v.) - "come"

i wanted to cum cum meretrice, sed cum i just couldn't hold it anymore, i came. She said "cum on! cur non meae manebat?!"

by joe n January 31, 2007

cum

the very nature of man. nothing more, nothing less, looks good on your mom's face.

"i just cummed on your mom's face, and boy does my nature look good on her."

by pancake December 14, 2003

cum

Whore mayonaise

his cum is my tasty whore mayonaise

by becklovesjon March 21, 2004

cum

man-white eggy fluid that comes out of his penis. mixture of sperm and fluids, also known as semen.

woman-sticky oozy stuff that lubricates her vagina before/during sex

man before he ejaculates "i'm gonna cum!"
woman during might just moan, but it's nothing to mention.

by kim July 13, 2003

cum

1. luv juice 2.juice from the vagina/penis during sex can taste diffenert depends on wat u eat 3. how a slut writes "come"

she had cum on her face when she came 2 work that day and we all knew y

by gibbleacawooopllopppp August 20, 2008

cum

when you heat your penis so hard that sperm will come out

you are cumming beside the teacher, do you know that?

by hok ki August 24, 2016