A female of the lesbian persuasion.
Also known as a dyke, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.
Also known as a dyke, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.
by HadeK September 11, 2013
Get the Crumpet Munchermug. The anal crumpet is an individual whose morals have collapsed into the rectum and much like hemorrhoids, they are painful to be around. This is an individual who is despicable and irrefutably nasty and has a history of being a player or attempting to be a player. The anal crumpet has no morals or is morally ambiguous, making them extremely unattractive or otherwise creepy.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
"My ex-husband cheated on me and lied about it! What an anal crumpet!"
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
by That Crazy Hermit Writer July 5, 2014
Get the anal crumpetmug. Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?
by cityondown123426 June 2, 2008
Get the Bloody Crumpetmug. by He8i3 May 4, 2022
Get the Crumpet suckermug. Oh man, I was with Joe last night, we drank Moviprep and gave each other the Gravy Crumpet. Best night I've ever had.
by Legandor January 8, 2022
Get the Gravy Crumpetmug. The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.
We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.
by Ball splat November 8, 2019
Get the Crumpet Bastermug. by Petunia Fortunia March 5, 2022
Get the Cock Crumpetmug.