Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.
by Redskyn August 18, 2022
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criminality sweat

A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+
Me: "Join me there is a criminality sweat"
Friend: "Alr bet"
by vChuy September 11, 2021
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criminal rizz

When someone uses risky rizz techniques typically with a heavy sexual undertone which can be seen as sexual harassment potential leaving the person in jail if not used correctly.
Dude: Hey you look like my girlfriends size
Girl: want me to try it on these panties and seem if it fits?
Dude: no i wanna see if it fits on you…

YT comment: Dude’s got criminal rizz 💀
by bigboipascal July 16, 2023
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criminal veneer

Something that while not technically criminal, by all appearances should be - such as computerized trading.
The market was off 600 points today for no apparent reason, it was just AI criminal veneer.
by starvinmarvinpalmbeach December 06, 2018
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criminal boner

Dick so good it should be a crime. Usually forged through the crucible of thots, cum dumpsters and fuck buckets.
Want her to pay your bills? Give her the criminal boner.
by lanimirC renoB October 01, 2019
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Master criminal

A person who can get away with anything and will not get caught
Phil" how did u not get caught sam
sam" im a master criminal
by Samwordjack August 29, 2021
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criminal duck

Black duck-like bird that lives in ponds and river beds. Highly aggressive, attacks everything that enters her territory or comes in close proximity to her nest or babies. Creates a nest from rubbish such as plastic bags. Also another name for a cute light-skinned girl with black hair.
"He! See that criminal duck?" "Yeah man, she attacked me yesterday when I walked passed!"
by Thoba June 10, 2017
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