the creeping crude

A cluster of spreading, oozing, weepy sores that
migrate on skin. The sores are red with yellow
crusts. Thought to be spread by poor hygiene.
It was 1956 in Florida that I first heard this term.

She had the creeping crude on her forearms.

by S. McHugh January 5, 2009

Shady Creeping

Expending tremendous amounts of efforts to keep something you don't want revealed concealed.

"we didn't have alot of bud to smoke so we ended up shady creeping off and smoking by ourselfs."

by t4554y March 25, 2009

Creeping Crud

A close relative of "you don't know where that's been." Creeping crud is when you don't know what invisible germs and dirt is on a surface and you try not to touch it. The term can also be used to describe an unidentifiable substance, or to describe crud that is, in fact, creeping.

Ex. 1
Keith: Ben, I wouldn't take your shoes off in this smelly locker room; there could be some creeping crud in here.
Ben: Good thinking!

Ex. 2
Keith: What the hell is that?
Ben: Ah, just some creeping crud.
Keith: Right, better steer clear of that shit.

Ex. 3
Keith: OH MY GOD THE CRUD IS CREEPING.
Ben: WHAT KIND OF CANCEROUS THINGS ARE LIVING HERE?!
Keith: RUN, BEFORE THEY MUTATE EVEN MORE!!!

by bls1999 April 10, 2015

creeping gaywinder

An insult used by Conor to insult the ever creeping and fondling Daniel. However, once Daniel caught onto this miraculously stunning insult he concocted a ruse to use it against the mighty Queerduck that is Conor.
It is now the bane of Conor's existence.

"Conor, you are the biggest creeping gaywinder I've ever met, now be off with you."

by Daniel Killen March 27, 2005

creeping jesus

going downstairs late night to eat sweets!! ;)

my stomach hurts because i was a 'creeping jesus' last night!

by ive been told i look like a lisa October 28, 2007

creeping

the weed that is smoked in every part of the world that is not tropical. creeping is grown in cold countries(non-tropical), where weed cant grow by itself, such as canada, usa, northern europe.. etc, and its sold as common weed, which you can only get in south america(so actually if youve smoked weed outside of south america, youve smoked creeping).

this type of weed is grown using chemical substances. is much more stronger than common weed, but because of the chemical substances it has, is not as clean.

in south american countries is called creeping or green weed, because of its color(common weed is more like brown)

a common use for those who both creeping and common weed is available, is called "half-half joint" which is a joint made half of common weed and half creeping.

by miss avioneta October 5, 2006

creeping wheebies

creeping wheebies is the feeling you get when someone eats off a Emergency room floor.

I saw Beavis's mom eat a pill off the ER floor giving me a case of the creeping wheebies.

by goatpharmer May 11, 2010