Bae: hey babe, i want you too crease me *snort* *snort*
Boyfriend: No way you keep snorting and rolling around in the mud, stupid pig!
Boyfriend: No way you keep snorting and rolling around in the mud, stupid pig!
by Manlikeeee January 08, 2017
When you have a shitty sitting position while gaming for hours and then you get a line on your stomach.
by A fuckin’ idiot September 11, 2020
by JWa7z January 03, 2015
A Christmas Crease is found on summer clothing when you grab them out of the closet/draw in the New Year. This permanent looking crease is embedded in the clothing because they've been stored in the same spot for a period of time.
Bob shows up at work on a spring Monday morning with ruler-straight line across his chest on his shirt:
Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"
Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"
Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"
Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"
by Mtmtb April 14, 2010
by Nick March 31, 2005
Grease crease is the crease in-between the thighs and buttocks/hips from a front vantage point generally visible while a female is seated. This majetic sighting is more prominent on thicker women.
The praxis of sliding your phalanges inside of the Grease Crease while shellacking your bae from the back will warrant a euphoric sensation.
by Phillyman215 December 29, 2016
Girl 1: Blowing John hasn't been the same since he got that assassin's crease.
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: There's a huge crease in his dick from wearing those tight jeans.
Girl 2: Oh, my boy has one too, he got ran over by a snowboarder!
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: There's a huge crease in his dick from wearing those tight jeans.
Girl 2: Oh, my boy has one too, he got ran over by a snowboarder!
by cockles December 31, 2012