craig

The act of anonymous, consensual, homosexual sex in public restrooms. Made famous by Senator Larry Craig of Idaho, who got busted performing said act by a police sting. Perhaps not surprisingly, Mr. Craig has strongly opposed any remotely gay-friendly legislation.

If you ever really need to get laid, you can always pull a craig.

by L4rry October 12, 2007

Craig

Worthless loser that will forever be alone and no one cares about.

He is a Craig don't even look at him.

by Jedibounty December 19, 2016

craig

For a gay man to violently sodomize another man in a men's restroom.

"Did you hear on the news? That man got craig'd in the bathroom!"

by Hans Zimmerman October 22, 2008

Craig

A person that annoys many. This man is one full of emotion and is not afraid to show it!

OH MY!!! Craig was being so annoying he always gets butt hurt about everything! :/

by Scruff Dog January 14, 2016

Craig

(verb) To masturbate under a desk or table during class.

Only applies to men masturbating as "craig" is a masculine verb. Only masturbating under a desk or table does not constitute as craiging, the deed must occur in a classroom during a lecture or other educational lesson.

Origin: From the Celtic name "Craig" transformed through anthimeria from a noun into a verb because of a dumbass of the same name performing said act.

"Hey, did you hear about that kid in Mr. Witt's class?"
"Craig? Masturbating? Yeah I heard."
"He was totally craiging!"

"Did you see our substitute teacher's cleavage?"
"Yeah, I'm totally going to craig to that"
"Great idea man, pass the hand lotion."

by Celph Titled March 16, 2012

Craig

A creepy fisherman

Example: “Who’s he?”
“That’s Craig the creepy Fisherman”

by Ayyy girl 2003 January 26, 2020

craig

the act of being "salty" or extremely over dramatic.

An old lady cut you in line at McDonald's and you get "craig" and flick her off.

by tabetha ruiz April 2, 2008