Cousin Craig

It's a fuckboy with a huge dick that reminds you of a traffic cone.

Dude, that traffic cone reminds me of Cousin Craig...

by IHeartCreamCheese June 21, 2016

City Cousin

What a "Country Cousin" calls the rest of us. People that live in the city but have family connections in the suburbs or country. OR the city end of a drug ring. a city cousin could be either the cook or the dealer. It depends on where the drugs are being sold.

I have to drop a key off to my city cousin.

by Cloud Control May 24, 2015

annoying cousin

Usually that one little boy in your family tree that begs to play on your device. Sometimes, they break or take things from you and if you lay a finger on them, you get told on.

"Bro, {cousin's name} always wants to play on my phone and won't leave me alone."
"Yeah, he's such a annoying cousin."

by ElytraWithHonor March 7, 2021

cousin mary

Weed, marihuana, sticky icky, indo, hydro, sess, ganja, bud, strains, green gold, reefer, bomb, sherm

Used when saying it bluntly is inappropriate.

My cousin mary's coming in from Mexico, let's go scoop her up.

by MiguelFromMexico July 20, 2008

Cousin Eddie

A really smelly suprise fart that comes out of no where and just won't go away!!! Also tends to happen when the "shitters full"!

I wish you had warned me before you contaminated my lungs with that Cousin Eddie!

by TNT1980 September 17, 2015

Retarded Cousin

A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.

Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?

John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.

by MmCcPp June 18, 2011

wiener cousins

Two guys that have had sex with the same girl.

You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!

by mayadizzle April 23, 2009