Demarcus Cousins

a domestic violence just waiting to happen

Guy 1: "did you hear about the Demarcus Cousins that the pelicans just got"
Guy 2: "what a great deal! The potential for this beating is ray rice level"

by n8bergeron March 15, 2017

City Cousin

What a "Country Cousin" calls the rest of us. People that live in the city but have family connections in the suburbs or country. OR the city end of a drug ring. a city cousin could be either the cook or the dealer. It depends on where the drugs are being sold.

I have to drop a key off to my city cousin.

by Cloud Control May 23, 2015

Cousin Craig

It's a fuckboy with a huge dick that reminds you of a traffic cone.

Dude, that traffic cone reminds me of Cousin Craig...

by IHeartCreamCheese April 07, 2016

cousin mary

Weed, marihuana, sticky icky, indo, hydro, sess, ganja, bud, strains, green gold, reefer, bomb, sherm

Used when saying it bluntly is inappropriate.

My cousin mary's coming in from Mexico, let's go scoop her up.

by MiguelFromMexico May 28, 2007

annoying cousin

Usually that one little boy in your family tree that begs to play on your device. Sometimes, they break or take things from you and if you lay a finger on them, you get told on.

"Bro, {cousin's name} always wants to play on my phone and won't leave me alone."
"Yeah, he's such a annoying cousin."

by ElytraWithHonor March 08, 2021

favorite cousin

the best cousin in the family/bestie of the family. You can tell them all your problems and no snitching

andrew is my favorite cousin on my dads side, we besties no doubt i tell him everything

by idkhernandez March 22, 2021

Cousin Eddie

A really smelly suprise fart that comes out of no where and just won't go away!!! Also tends to happen when the "shitters full"!

I wish you had warned me before you contaminated my lungs with that Cousin Eddie!

by TNT1980 August 12, 2015