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Coital Drip

The after effect of sex where in the semen slowly drips out of an orifice. It doesn't matter what orifice.
" When i finished with her, the coital drip ruined her new dress"
by MaDDnEsS13 January 9, 2010
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Cottage Farter

A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.

Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.

In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.
Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.
by TomereshefF May 4, 2006
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COTI

Acronym for Chuckle On The Inside. More acurate than Laughing Out Loud because seriously, who actually laughs out loud when you text people?
-lol man, that's hilarious!
-dont you mean coti?
by Aneko February 23, 2009
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cottage industry

It means an industry where people work out from their own homes, instead of leaving their houses to go to work in a factory or an office for the day.
Many times, now in modern times, it can refer to a family industry, where each member - even kids! - does one part of the job.
We wrote the story like a cottage industry: Betty wrote it, sent me the scripts; I illustrated it.
by Laura Dubcovsky January 31, 2009
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Cottager

A homosexual man who uses public toilets as a venue for the clandestine act of wanking or sucking off another homsexual man.

Note- homesexual acts are not wrong, or should not be seen as wrong. Just that, in the eyes of the law, exposing yourself in that manner in public is seen as criminal.
"Charlie Poole is such a cottager"

"I know, he's at it all the time in the public toilets round at Peppercorn car park". I see him waiting for blokes on the bench outside, the creep".
by ............. January 1, 2005
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post coital mental clarity

the few minutes after an orgasm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or sexual desire to cloud his view.

during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.

anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"

"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
by leroach January 9, 2012
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Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.
Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
by maczofri December 14, 2010
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