def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.
Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.
Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.
Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.
by cinnamoncaramel May 14, 2011
Get the Confused firemenmug. Paula (walking into a Japanese restaurant): "Hola, amigos!"
Alisha: "Don't mind my friend, she's just culturally confused."
Alisha: "Don't mind my friend, she's just culturally confused."
by MegnKen April 16, 2010
Get the Culturally Confusedmug. by robdoe November 10, 2010
Get the Glazed and Confusedmug. Our teacher said our report was due on {Tuesday}, she gave us the report on {Monday}.
I was {Hella confused}.
I was {Hella confused}.
by Hella confused July 30, 2018
Get the Hella confusedmug. Sven: Steve you look lost, are you sure you're all right?
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.
by bubbaron2004 May 5, 2010
Get the Positive Confusionmug. There's too many men, too many people
Making too many problems
And there's not much love to go around
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?
Making too many problems
And there's not much love to go around
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?
by DontEverJudgeMe March 18, 2008
Get the land of confusionmug. While banging a female from behind a man places two fingers into anus of said female, then proceeds to remove the fingers and add brown spots to females back. When female turns around to figure out what is going on the confused cheetah has been completed.
I lost my penis and my girlfriend for trying to perform the confused cheetah...but it was really funny.
by Jimmy14 April 6, 2007
Get the confused cheetahmug.