American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.

I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.

by Nickboyy September 3, 2017

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Competitive Cucking

The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.

"My wife and I started competitive cucking, I overcucked her last night!"

by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018

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Cloud Competition

An event where virgin vapers congregate to blow huge clouds and discuss their virginity with like-minded people.

I went to a Cloud Competition this weekend. I took 3rd Place in the Trick category, but everyone who attended got 1st Place in the Never Getting Laid category.

by Tactical Jackass June 4, 2018

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micturition competition

A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.

"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."

by BandageMan September 8, 2022

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The Unusual Competition

The best Object Camp on Discord where only the chaddest of chads habit (except cardy fuck you). The camp consists of 24 EPIC GAMERS that are battling for something idk man i forgor. Some of the more notorious epic gamers being Shapey, Sunday Static, Fungi, A, and of course, Bingus. trisdeez

hey ever heard of The Unusual Competition?
stfu jerry

by Juno i love you May 28, 2022

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The Unusual Competition

The Unusual Competition is the best Discord camp. EVER. Only the chaddest of chads compete in this camp, where if you lose (haha you suck), you face elimination where one of the contestants will get eliminated. Maybe two if the sigma host, Italian Milk, feels like it. Some EPIC GAMERS that compete are Diceman, Cosplayer, Spirit, Shapey, Lance, Limby, and especially and most importantly, Bingus (i love you bingus marry me). trisdeez

hey dude have you ever heard of the unusual competition?
stfu gary

by Juno i love you May 29, 2022

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