When you're participating in the competition of getting as much screen time as possible from your parents, while your parents are strict in limiting your screen time and your opponents are 270 millions of the residents of Indonesia — i.e. the country with highest average screen time (6.05 hours per day) since the research in this area was first conducted back in 2020
Trying to get more screen time than 270 million Indonesians feels like an unhealthy competition; my parents keep cutting me off while everyone else seems to have endless hours!
by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025
Get the unhealthy competitionmug. When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities
by Ptechs number one hater June 13, 2024
Get the Jordan got competitionmug. avery: ben, i need your dick for the Cock-sucking competition
ben: u better win or else i will rail you
ben: u better win or else i will rail you
by mr.dongsucker March 19, 2022
Get the Cock-sucking competitionmug. A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.
1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.
3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.
3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.
by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023
Get the Competitive Lifestyle Syndromemug. by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Get the Uber competitivemug. When someone’s left a turd in the toilet
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
Get the Wet t-shirt competition gamemug. The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.
by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018
Get the Competitive Cuckingmug.