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Commenter's Remorse

Similar to "Buyer's Remorse" when a person on Facebook regrets commenting or liking a status because they are flooded with notifications and emails when multiple other comments are posted over a given period of time.
Steve: "Just got a new car!"
Phil: Likes Status and Replies
Facebook: You and 30 other people commented on Steve's status.
Email: 127 new messages
Phil: Replies to status "fuck you guys"
Steve: Likes Phil's reply and replies "Commenter's Remorse much?"
by cpxander June 23, 2011
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commutefulness

The word used to describe whether it is worth commuting to the office.

This is typically applicable to Mondays and Fridays where there is little work to do.

The usefulness of commuting. commutefulness.
is it worth commuting?

Derived from commuteful.
person one: are you comming in to the office tomorrow?
person two: i am just considering the commutefulness of it.
by dlef November 9, 2011
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committed crush

When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.
"So, what so you think of Carlos?"
"I'm done with Carlos. Im in a committed crush with Avery now"
by 3mane October 12, 2017
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committed snack

A person with whom you are in a committed relationship, yet you are not an official couple (boyfriend/girlfriend).
This may include sexual relations or not.

In other words, you are both attracted to each other and like spending a lot of time together.

This term is inspired by TikTok content creator Gabrielle Chase.
Person: "I see that you have been hanging out with that guy a lot. Are you dating now?"

Me: "No, but he is my committed snack."
by Kitten_Oqute January 7, 2020
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commingled trash

Not having enough trash on the day the garbage truck collects trash, which is making you think you have to be next to a fort made of commingled recycled plastic bottles when nobody is around except for this weird guy that keeps running up and down the hallway at 2 AM screaming for profanity.
Oh no the garbage truck is here, but I am commingled trash!
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 3, 2021
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Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)
Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob
by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021
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Commonster

A name used by leftist politigrammers to classify particularly violent communist leaders or, more extensively, leaders of violent revolutions.
"Uphold President Gonzalo, he did commonster praxis!"
"How could you hate Robespierre? He was the first commonster!"
by Sonuz January 14, 2022
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