First Colonial High School

A semi-nice high school located in Virginia Beach, VA. Much nicer then Cox. The kids at FC are much more down to earth and don't act like assholes. There are definitely not as many rich, stuck up snobs, and less drugs. All together its a pretty chill school, and when you tell people you graduated from there, they wont look down at you (contrary to graduating from cox).

FC student 1- Hey dude, i got with hilary last night

FC student 2- Nice man, good for you

FC student 1- Blah blah blah cox is lamer then first colonial high school

FC student 2- Nah man, its just some of the kids there, don't blame the school, blame the stuck up douches who go there

by 1@n que November 14, 2010

first colony middle school

a bunch of clown ass niggas man

bro yk first colony middle school?
the one near settlers way?
yeah
what about it?
they some clown ass niggas

by Clown ass niggas man October 22, 2019

Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Every man's dream job. One who sets up activities for the naked people of these colonies.

I one day hope to become a Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.

by Ass Clown January 17, 2003

first colonial high school

first colonial is a sucky boring high school that no one can think up a definition for. and they wish they could get away with the shit that cox students get away with. (drugs, being snobby, drugs, sleeping around, drugs, doing whatever the hell they want, drugs). FC kids pretty much suck at life, sorry losers.

student #1: Yeah, I had to take my SAT at first colonial high school
student #2: Ugh, that place is straight up nasty.

student #1: Agreed.

by notusingmyrealname007 March 7, 2010

Colonial Dildo Supplier

one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo in colonial times.

I'm so bored I am going to just rip that mans dick off and use him as a Colonial Dildo Supplier.

by gtimbuktu105 September 9, 2010

Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony

1. A colony of <elves> that live on Mt. Lemmon, north of Tucson, AZ. Can only be seen when severly stoned or just very strange.

2. An idiotic inside joke.

1. "Dude, I saw an Elf on Mt. Lemmon!"

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, Mo saw them too! But she was stoned."

"Oh, so you must be very strange."

2. "Hey, what's the couch doing upon the how-do-you-do-sir?"

"Dude, that's so Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony. Give it a rest."

by Kayl October 3, 2007

Union Colony Preparatory School

Once the smartest school in Greeley, Colorado. Now experiencing brain drain and falling faster than the US auto companies.

"You know that smart school in Greeley?"

"You mean Union Colony Preparatory School?"

"Yeah, that one. Did you know it is experiencing brain-drain?"

"No, I didn't."

by mellamoelena May 9, 2009