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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
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peaceful cig

Usually called before one sparks a fag. Means they don’t have I save any of you cheeky cunts get your own cigs you scavvy bastard.
Peaceful cig so I don’t have to save anyone half
by Hurstcross420 March 2, 2018
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Coffee cig

Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.
Hey I got coffee cigs, 3 for a soup.
by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022
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Cig-nis

A cigarette shoved into the urethra of a penis to smoke it while giving head, painfully burning the urethra to also warm the cum.
“Yeah, I delivered a good cig-nis last night, maybe i’ll try a cigar next time.”
by Gloibchuncher May 24, 2024
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dockout cig

Rummaging through an ash tray and picking apart used cigarettes for leftover rolling tobacco to create a filthy cig when there's no other options
Mate I've ran out of baccy again so I'm gonna have to make a dockout cig
by Crazydav January 23, 2018
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Colorado Cig

Since the it is legal to smoke marijuana in the state of Colorado, this will give a new name to the age old term "blunt".
Ay bro, you got a colorado cig I in the car?
by DroNine November 12, 2012
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road cigs

when you walking down the road and there is a cigarette on the road and you smoke it because why the hell not
by loverofrealpeople December 16, 2019
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