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Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.
The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.
by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019
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Cider

A cliché story, and usually refers to an unobstructed, exhilarating, and rapid development. In other words, the world is only created for the main character. The opposite of Cider is Sweet Potato: a novel with a convoluted story/too much drama.
by hnaegun June 21, 2023
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cup of cider

When someone takes a piss in your ass.
After I cam, she asked for a cup of cider.
by Dawsomesauce July 12, 2016
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Snapple® Cider

Combining vodka and Snapple® Apple Juice Drink together, and passing it off as homemade apple cider.

Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.

Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.
Brah: "Hey Man, you try that new apple cider in the cans?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"
by friggsy August 27, 2019
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Cider Viser

An under age drinkers version of 'beer goggles'.
That girl I went with last night was horrible. I must have had the cider visor on.
by Belal August 8, 2003
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apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.
"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."
by peepeepoopeoopppo October 19, 2019
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