The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.
"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."
by Albertotomba August 15, 2012
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Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.
His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.
by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019
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An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.
Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.
by I like coffee March 31, 2008
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Giving oral to someone with an uncircumcised penis.
Guy 1: I love churning the butter
Guy 2: huh?
Guy 1: sucking uncut cock.
Guy 2: :/
by pleeaire-rUthere? October 27, 2019
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An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.
I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.
by shockin burt June 23, 2017
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The act of jacking off while using butter as lube.
After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.
by PudPounder June 17, 2022
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When you are rushing to go to the nearest toilet while trying as hard as you possibly can not to shit yourself
I ate a spicy burrito for lunch and I’m now in the middle of nowhere hauling ass and churning shit home
by xDMattTheUnfunny June 23, 2022
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