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Get [her] butter churned

The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.
"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."
by Albertotomba August 15, 2012
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West Virginia Butter churn

Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.
His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.
by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019
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Churn-free Dick Cream

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.
Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.
by I like coffee March 30, 2008
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The Churn

The changes that come with life. Usually creating major life change.
My girlfriend left me. Into the churn.
by MythicMilk January 22, 2021
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Tax churn

Tax churn is when one governmental entity taxes another governmental entity and then redistributes that revenue back to the originating entity. There is parasitic loss in the administrative process of collecting and redistributing the tax revenue which is government inefficiency.
All local 254 Texas counties pay the .20 cent per gallon Texas Motor Fuels tax for county vehicles. The State of Texas provides state funding to certain functions of County Government essentially returning those same tax dollars. This tax churn wastes hundreds of thousands of dollars annually.
by PolicyWonk December 18, 2023
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Churn

An act done as initiation into a family or group. Usually sexual in nature, but always meant to be demeaning or disruptive. Often considered sexual assault.
If we accept you boyfriend into the family, he has to be churned first.
by Prebaked22 May 1, 2022
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Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.
I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!
by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023
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