Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 24, 2010

christmas-tree

an adjective describing something that has stretched out near the bottom but has not stretched out on the top; usually describes a piece of clothing

This shirt doesn't fit anymore; after washing it so much it has christmas-treed.

by rubduck33 December 15, 2011

vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024