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Christian Gonzalez

A name most associated with a man who is considerate and kind almost to a fault.

He puts others emotional and physical well being before his own. He seeks a woman he has a geniuine connection with and a strong love for, rather then just a sexual conquest or "hook up".
His is a gentalman and husband type twoards the women he loves and happily does anything to see her smile.
He is a man of chivalry and women find his courteous and warm hearted nature more alluring than his physical appearance.

He is also very sensual and hendonistic making him a very romantic and passionate lover.

His physical features mainly consist of tan skin, dark hair, a lean physique, light eyes, and is well endowed (pleases many women sexually)
Christian Gonzalez is an amazing person

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by MoGomez30894 May 18, 2016
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Christian Galvez

Someone who is italian, and loves debating unnecessary stuff. Making conflicts for no apparent reason.
Person 1: Yo, did you know that people love ketchup!

Person 2: Actually you're wrong, and I'm going to spend 30 minutes explaining why

Person 1: Yo, stop being a fucking Christian Galvez!
by Juppi duppi May 15, 2017
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christian anthony

the fruitiest man i ever did see
christian anthony is the most noticeable fruit in the basket!
by themostspecific March 4, 2022
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January Christian

A person who resolves on New Year's Day to attend church more regularly during the New Year, hits up church every Sunday in January, then loses steam by about February or March. He or she may recover enough momentum to make it church on Easter Sunday but probably not very often after that.
Man A: You comin to my pre-game dis afternoon?
Man B: Yeah, after church.
Man A: After /church/? Hell's up with that?
Man B: My woman? She's a January Christian. Happens every year. I give her to March, though. She'll be out when the sun comes out.
by Richard J July 20, 2008
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Liberty Christian Academy

A small private school located in central Florida. One of the most corrupt private schools in existence today. The faculty often turns a blind eye to students doing and selling drugs or drinking on and off campus, provided their parents are wealthy. Children of less wealthy parents can expect to be singled out for the most minor violations. This school has, in the past, hired "teachers" with no teaching degree or college experience whatsoever, yet still managed to obtain accredidation, presubably through bribery. The church that shares the campus regulaly prevents people from attending church services if they are deemed "unworthy" for things such as listening to rock music or having long hair. The pastor of this church was recently discovered embezzling church funds. The former principal of the school was demoted twice and then fired for incompetence, and numerous "accounting errors" have been discovered, which were merely an attempt to rip off parents who could scarcely afford the tuition in the first place. Overall, a sham and a disgrace to those who would dare consider themselves Christians.
Man, this politician is so corrupt, he's almost as bad as Liberty Christian Academy!
by SuperStealthKiller January 26, 2011
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turbo christian

An overzealous, ignorant religious person who, like a turbo charger, gets all spun up and blows nothing but hot air.
Paul is such a Turbo Christian he believes the earth is only 6000 years old.
by bobanja June 19, 2016
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Christian Side Hug

A form of greeting promoted by some Christian groups in which two parties hug by wrapping one arm around the shoulder of the other person, as if posing for a photo, rather than the traditional "front hug," or wrapping both arms around the shoulders or waist from the front. The motivation behind the side hug is that frontal hugs allow the two parties' crotches to touch, apparently emulating sexual activity.

While the Christian side hug has been promoted for a few decades, it came to the attention of the Internet with a much-ridiculed Youtube video posted in November 2009, in which a Christian rap group attending the 2009 Encounter Generation Conference, a Christian youth conference, performed a rap song explaining the merits of the side hug. The video's unintentionally humorous message, lyrics, and the behavior of the performers (including mock gunfire and police sirens contradicting the Christian message of the song) made it an Internet sensation, much to the embarrassment of Christians.

Debate ensued over how serious the song was intended to be. The writer and lead singer explained that the song was meant to parody overly protective Christian ideas. However, both the lyrics and the EG Conference's website clearly state that anyone caught "front hugging" will be removed from the event, calling this claim into question. Regardless, the video has already become extremely popular on Youtube and has spawned several spoofs.
Guy: Hey babe, what's up? Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Nah, gimme dat Christian side hug instead?
Guy: I'm dumping you.
by BlackDoomShadow December 8, 2009
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