chip snatcher

A fucking ass who takes ur food without permission and should have penalties put against them for thievery of food

That little ass muncher is such a chip snatcher.

by Foodisbaelove1538 April 22, 2016

Chip Stickin'

The under appreciated art of utilizing chop sticks in the consumption of Cheezies and other powdered snacks in order to avoid the dreaded orange fingers. Given the length of chop sticks, this also avoids cheezy knuckles from trying to get snacks from the bottom of the bag.

Dude! Looks like I'll be Chip Stickin'! I need these cheezies, but my girl hates when I have those orange fingers.. for obvious reasons.

by Brody Anderson February 15, 2020

Crimp Simpin

Used to describe someone simping in a joking and friendly way.

Don't worry about what he's doing, he's just crimp simpin

by Geno_ April 20, 2021

chip skank

A chip skank is someone who steals all your chips with no shame or regret. This is a negative term.

“Sam where did my chips go?”
“I ate them all”
“You’re such a chip skank wtf”

by iwilleatyouuptomorrow October 24, 2023

Chip Skylarked

Using too much teeth while performing oral activities

bro she came back to my house and totally chip skylarked me. i don't know whether i liked it or hated it.

by kiwikalimari64 November 19, 2023

Champ-Stamp

Like the female tramp-stamp but for dudes that are tryin a little too hard to be cool and end up looking like a dork.

Champ 1: Yo mate, I got me a tattoo of of a broken heart with barbed-wire around it and "mom" across it.

Mate 1: Cool, where, are your arm or chest?
Champ 1: No, Scooter, it's on me lower back(turns around and lifts shirt to display tatt)
Mate 1: Ahh, lovely Champ-Stamp, Litte scooter!

by SquirrelMan101 May 31, 2025

all over the chip shop

all over the place/ not in a good state of mind

shes all over the chip shop today

by user366764656787674 April 6, 2025