iwilleatyouuptomorrow's definitions

yinkle

Yinkle (noun): When an old man has a hair cut that swoops from the right to the left side of his head

As opposed to a a Yinkel, when an old man has a hair cut that swoops from the left to the right side of his head.

“Wow look at that guy’s hair cut!”
“Omg he has a yinkle!”
“I’ve always wanted one of those”

by iwilleatyouuptomorrow March 20, 2022

chip skank

A chip skank is someone who steals all your chips with no shame or regret. This is a negative term.

“Sam where did my chips go?”
“I ate them all”
“You’re such a chip skank wtf”

by iwilleatyouuptomorrow October 24, 2023

brunet

Brunet (noun): a male croissant who is slightly burned and named bruno but wear brown pants on thursdays

“Do they sell Brunets on Ebay?”
“no that’s so stupid”
“oh”
“they’re probably on Etsy”
“oh!”

by iwilleatyouuptomorrow March 19, 2022

cheesed

to erect on someone but it comes out chunky

“just cheesed on my prison guards so they’d let me loose”

by iwilleatyouuptomorrow May 12, 2022

NB

abbreviation for “no bitches”

“oh shut up you nb”

“NB NA”

by iwilleatyouuptomorrow March 30, 2022