cheese plug

This term refers to the part of one's bowel movement that has been transformed inside the guts from cheese into a harder-than-usual portion of doo-doo. One might be in the ecstatic throes of a smooth dookie session, only to have the brown train interrupted by a cheese plug. One antidote to the cheese plug is binge drinking.

Say man, why do you scarf handfuls of mozzarella every time we make pizza? Nahmean like, how you gonna deal with the cheese plug?

Not to worry, I'll be taking 30 dextromethorphan hydrobromide cough gels immediately after dinner. The resulting shits delivered by those things will blow out any cheese plug.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 13, 2010

beat them cheeks

1. Any kind of rear entry sex wherein the man slams into the woman's ass.

2. To have doggystyle sex (can be either vaginal or anal).

3. Simply fucking her from behind.

Dude 1: Man, look at that ass!
Dude 2: Yeah, I just want to spin her around and beat them cheeks.

by jacky_boy September 15, 2009

you cheese me

You upset me or piss me off

Yo you cheese me dawg

by YogirlDa May 21, 2018

Cheers Andy

An extremely long and dull story that has a very pointless ending.

Person: you'll never guess what happened the other day! It was crazy! Basically I went into this shop and there was this lady who had a bag full of food and I saw that on her bag it said my name!!!! I was like what the heck???? How crazy is that!!!

Me: cheers Andy

by Dengel May 31, 2017

Cheese Cult

Babur's gathering of individuals who respect and celebrate cheese through various studies and creations involving volleyball boys and flavor. Atsumu is ground-up cheez-its.

y/n: lev your hair is cheese colored
Lev: are you in the cheese cult?

by da1chiccjozzy May 25, 2020

drill cheeks

The act of penetrating ones buttcheeks with a phallic object i.e. sexual intercourse

Damn son Tonya say she feelin me im bouta drill cheeks

by REALOBT September 15, 2016

Drippy cheese

When you're drunk texting your ex and you have no idea what to say and you just say drippy cheese. Cuz what the fuck. That's going to throw them off; it is funny and who the fuck cares!

Drippy cheese and then like a 🙈!

by Patroncowboyvaquero June 6, 2018