certificial

-pronounced- (SUR-TA-FISH-ALL)

The combination of the spelling & meaning of the words certified & official.

Certainty a person, place, or thing is of the highest bonafied, authorized, uncontested standard of certification of facts, truth, &/or description of subject or object;

More guaranteed official than a referee's standard issue whistle.

"..that Kiesha Cole B-day party at Sweet's was hella certificial mayne."

"Potna dude at GraffTrixx designed me some clean certificial black T'z."

by ShadowMonk May 18, 2008

11 Cents

Getting something for free; stealing any amount of merchandice and/or shoplifting.

Danielle: Hey how did you get the money to pay for all these clothes?
Sarah: All I needed was 11 cents...
Ashley: Wow it must have been on sale!
Sarah: Sure was.

by SarahKat February 13, 2008

Ball Curtsy

To spread one's scrotum like a skirt and deliver a chivalrous curtsy. developed by amateur philanthropist Camden Bertrand.

After his stunning sexual performance, Tom delivered a gentlemanly ball curtsy and left.

by Uncle Blazer July 30, 2012

CertainlyT

CertainlyT is a shitty Riot developer who does not know what a fair or balanced champion is.

CertainlyT

Created: Yasuo, Thresh, Zoe, Darius, Kalista, Zyra, Warwick

Reworked: Mordekaiser, Graves, Caitlyn, Akali

by AsianGuy0 November 2, 2018

Certificate of Deposit

Euphimism for used toilet paper

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.

man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic

by Rlzonx December 7, 2021

Ceris

A beautiful woman who's name means love in the welsh language.

Loves the rugby but also good in the kitchen. She has a great sense of humour.

People with the name Ceris have split personalities, Hard working at work, drama queen in the evening!!!!

rugby beautiful Ceris kitchen drama humour

by Twinkle_babe55 February 28, 2010