Choofle

When a cat sneezes.

Connor: Did Tabby just choofle?
Chelsey: OH MY GODDBDBD

by ConkyTheWordMan October 29, 2020

Ceo of Mudshark Killers

Rhys Mcvay

Rhys has the biggest schlong and is a ceo of mudshark killers

by Embry Riddle November 8, 2020

croof

The act of being the absolute fucking greatest thing to ever exist. Pussy magnet and could pull the hottest fucking girls.

Damn dude, the kid over there is such a croof, I wish I was like him.

by the nonya himself November 21, 2020

choofin

Pronounced "chew - fin", is when you get so fucking stoned that you end up ripping that bong too damn hard. Now you're choofin, and rest in peace to your lungs.

"Yo dude! Caleb just started choofin in the line at McDonald's , I think he is going to green-out."

by Bubba Patriot March 7, 2021

CEO of Old Behaviors

Someone who continues to exhibit compulsive bad behaviors despite negative physical and social consequences and then craving the attention and forgiveness of those impacted by this behavior.

The Leprechaun of Blarney is the CEO of old behaviors.

by Loyalist February 3, 2021

ceo_of_milkmans

im not reheating pizza with fucking water

ceo_of_milkmans isnt getting that pizza

by havanabelle June 22, 2021

CEO of Greek Patriotism

A chad who knows how to embrace his tradition and he can troll everyone around the world. He's obviously a Greek patriot and an Orthodox Christian. He doesn't give a damn for anything or anyone, unless it is a threat to his homeland. He wants to join the army asap to protect his country. His bro is usually a crazy, patriotic or nationalist guy with the same humor. He also has good relationships with Cypriots, Italians, Poles and Russians.

Nontas nai auto: Did you speak with CEO of Greek Patriotism yesterday?

Vasilis: Yeah, he was prepared to join the national army today.

by CEO of Greek Patriotism November 20, 2021